And there you sit in the corner, the shadows. It’s 2am and everyone’s dancing. Not you though. You left it too late. Everyone’s paired up for the night, even the girl you came with...
What is it about ham, or pork products in general, that drives people so nuts? My sister and I threatened to do a ham-free Christmas this year and were met with cries of... "It's ain't Christmas without ham!"...
Mmmm slumber time. People love bed. And a lazy Sunday spent between the sheets is so very good for the soul. But wait…it’s now Tuesday and your room is smelling really feral…
It’s kind of ironic really. To be human, is to be riddled with fault. If we didn’t constantly fuck up, then what would separate us from celestial beings? We have wants and desires that are over and above our basic physical needs...
Sometimes in this crazy world, where people are frying chicken in ramen noodle dust and mixing sriracha in their mayo every chance they get, the heart cries out for simpler flavours...
